Eternity in Highschool? Yikes
I went to see Twilight Eclipse last weekend. In doing so, I remembered why I can’t get into this Vampire series.
These vampires live a life that would be my idea of hell. Can you imagine being stuck in highschool FOREVER? Now, add to that that this little troop of “good” vampires:
- don’t have premarital sex,
- don’t kill the awful highschool kids who give them a hard time,
- do their homework, and
- live in a rainy, overcast po-dunk town outside of Seattle.
Eternity in highschool? Kill me now. I’d be the vampire booking the first flight to Maui to spend a little time in the sunshine!
Eternity in college might work a little better for me. But even then I probably wouldn’t want to do my homework after 25 years or so, and I’d reserve the right to kill anyone wearing patchouli.