




I received a very, very creepy “love poem” from a secret admirer in my apartment complex today. It described how he intends to have sex with me. It was so creepy that I called the police and filed an incident report. I’ll be buying a stun-gun, pepper spray, and looking for a new apartment over the next few days. Meanwhile, I’ll be spending nights with friends.
The policeman and policewoman who came to the apartment confirmed that it is abnormal behavior, and asked neighbors if they had any info (which they did not). There is no crime (yet), but they assured me that it was good not to disregard this note, and they will be looking at the full list of sex-offenders to see if any live in the complex. They also assured me that if a sister received the note, they’d recommend that she handle it the same way I am handling it.
Creepy.
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