Cruise Story
This has been a good cruiseline; very well organized, friendly, with good food. One night we sat at the Captain’s table. I asked a few questions of the Captain and his fiancee, one of which was “What is the most inane thing ever said by a passenger?” The Captain was very diplomatic… but his fiancee offered the following story.
A passenger complained about the volume of the helicopters at night. When she pressed the guest for details, it turns out that the guest was under the impression that the crew was spirited away every night by helicopters and brought back in the morning!