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The PT Cruiser sucks. No really. I don't get why this car exists. I tried to change to a different car at the rental company, but no dice. So I'm stuck driving a PT Cruiser. A white one. My least favorite car color.
This car is a huge eyesore. It's the size of a bus, but it is low to the ground. Visibility sucks, the turning radius is lousy, and nothing is in a convenient, ergonomic location. On top it off, no-one takes me seriously on the road in this awful car. Forget trying to merge in traffic! No one wants to stare at the back end of this car. I'm like Rodney Dangerfield, no respect.
The PT Cruiser reminds me of that Simpson episode where Homer gets to design a car. "Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball."
Yeah, it's just like that.
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